Sarah Palin Makes Tasteful Softcore Athletic Runner Porn?

See how we twist that headline, just like our fine friends of the GOP would do on Fox News.

Sarah Palin is apparently running for president in 2012, and she’s campaigning. Hard. She wants your votes. Hard.

So what to do? Deliver inspiring speeches? Show her lofty erudite plans for the economy and American ethics in diplomacy for the next century?

Nah, it’s just far easier to make men salivate by doing athletic poses. I call them innocent photoshoots for a model, but other newsies are calling it softcore porn kink. You be the judge.

Liberal Bloggers Unleash Jokes on Sarah, Bristol Palin Pregnancy Picture

In news of internet culture, there has been a very large trend on internet humor sites today that have involved various media responding to Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol Paulin, being pregnant. While the actions of kids on the internet are not indicative of official platform or actions of the Democratic party, such actions will likely be positioned as ‘an attack’ by a desperate John McCain campaign.