posted by Drew Phillips4th, 2009
See how we twist that headline, just like our fine friends of the GOP would do on Fox News.
Sarah Palin is apparently running for president in 2012, and she’s campaigning. Hard. She wants your votes. Hard.
So what to do? Deliver inspiring speeches? Show her lofty erudite plans for the economy and American ethics in diplomacy for the next century?
Nah, it’s just far easier to make men salivate by doing athletic poses. I call them innocent photoshoots for a model, but other newsies are calling it softcore porn kink. You be the judge.
posted by tdomf_3f87a30th, 2008
Wow, John McCain and his camp are absolutely pissed and none other than sexy Sarah Palin and friends are to blame.
As election day is drawing near, it\’s almost a forgone conclusion that unless John McCain and Sarah Palin make some sort of deal with Diebold or Satan, who may just be the same person, there is no way in Hades those two will win.
That said, reporters are per their tradition have egged Sarah Palin on insist on asking her what she\’s planning to do if she loses on November 4th.
The responsible answer is of course “I\’m gonna\’ support my McCain and of COURSE I\’m not going to lose tee-hee, pew pew (shoots gun fingers” as would be a cute answer and show she\’s not admitting defeat.
Sarah Palin, however, admitted defeat and when asked the question, started talking about her plans for 2012, which include running against Barack Obama as the GOP candidate. McCain and friends not named Sarah Palin are absolutely pissed and do not find Sarah Palin cute or adorable.
Watch the YouTube video of the madness below.
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posted by admin14th, 2008
Levi Johnston once again is in the headlines, this time screwing over the Palin family with his preference for next US president.
Levi did all but endorse Obama when asked about if he liked the Democrat presidential candidate. This comes after another week of scathing attacks from Sarah Palin to Obama.
Levi made the news a few weeks ago as it turns out he is the guy who impregnated Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter Bristol Palin out of wedlock.
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posted by Julie Enfield6th, 2008
Last week a certain site editor (cough, cough) took some heat for implying a certain candidate may or may not have had such a quick rise through Alaska’s political system and into getting a shot at the presidency of the United States for reasons that were of ‘morally questionable’ nature. Now, it’s at this point that we don’t need to bring up old wounds and go using the specific words used. There are many words that can be used as euphemism for ‘overrated manipulative ditz who’ll breed woe and destruction, like a Vegas harlot against contraception and protection, if she takes office’ .
Today, we want to instead focus on the positive, and look at the type of thing that provides young vice presidents the training they’ll need for office. While we already reviewed how basketball and swimsuit contests helped Palin learn everything she needs to know about inner-city life and every island, by default, today it seemed prudent to dig deep into the archives of the web to extract some ancient gems. Behold, good readers, I bring you two new keys in Moments that Define a Vice President.
MDVP 1: Blowing a Flute
As we learned from last week’s debate, a Vice President must be able to blow some phenomenally hot air. This is a tough feat to master when you’re up in Alaska, wrestling moose and staring down evil Commie Russians across the Bering Strait. Still, somehow, we see Palin putting her masterful skill on display way back in 1984. It’s rumored that the song you are about to hear Palin blow hopped a Delorean, went to 1980 and caused the Miracle on Ice. Waddya say to that, JOE! (Can we call you that?)
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MDVP 2: Costuming Shenanigans and Seduction
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Somehow after the debate I woke up hung over at a bar in St. Louis, with a $600 tab. It was a rough night and after reviewing the unexpected expenses, I called the barkeep to ask him what Earth I was ordering. He claimed that I was dead convinced Palin kept hitting on me, because she winked no less than 20 times and make cute-sy expressions. True story! Did I tell ya the one about where I was really against the bridge to nowhere and Obama the terrorists, economic plan, Mavericks? Thought so…
You see, when you master the art of wearing a hot costume or distracting a male audience, much as our busty Ubuntu desktop friend showed up up above, words can lose meaning. Incoherent rambling isn’t so bad if you flash a cute smile, legs or chest! Sarah Palin understands this part of politics and we see, once again, in 1984 she showed her ability to distract you with evening gowns while shoving religion down your throat.
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What, you didn’t catch that audio? While you were distracted by the shimmering Elton John-esque sequins lights, Palin gave this speech, “God has made us this promise: If we will commit our works to Him, we will succeed. Our lives can be enhanced by applying this, and by thinking optimistically. In Alaska we have mosquitoes; we also have the most beautiful mountains in the world. The choice is ours as to which we’ll focus on.”
So that concludes our lesson today in what type of training is necessary for becoming vice president. Joe Biden cannot play a flute nor does he pull off the sequin mini-dress look these days, so obviously, he’s lacking what it takes to be in the second most important Executive job in America. I hear he also hates mosquitoes and mountains, making him an enemy against nature and Bob Ross. You just can’t trust a man who hates Bob Ross.
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posted by admin15th, 2008
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