Teacher Crystal Defanti Makes a Sex Tape?

Headlines today sparkle with words that can only be found in America. Teacher Crystal Defanti makes a sex tape and accidentally, we assume, ended up showing it to her 6th grade class.

Yeah.

I guess back in my day, teachers were prudes because Miss Sivelson weighed in around 500 stone, was built like a linebacker and was only interested in seducing more ways to fill our days with copious amount of homework. This was standard fair for back in those days.

Now, it seems every teacher is petite, somewhat attractive (at least to get away with hooking up with students, as our favorite Debbie LaFave) and naughty. When did the learning curve become the check my curves?